Wednesday, March 13, 2013

MIAMI CONNECTION micro review


MIAMI CONNECTION micro review: for the second time in my life i've seen an awesomely bad movie, in the theater, with the creator/star in attendance (the first time it was THE ROOM); and once again, the experience was AMAAAAAZING! 

Yeah we know dude, it's amazing!  You can stop screaming now.

Miami Connection is a forgotten 80s ninja movie that was recently excavated by nerds and rereleased to the unsuspecting public. this movie is like an 80s parody that was actually made in the 80s! it's a smorgasbord of ridiculous clothes, hair, acting, and music and every moment of it is bafflingly entertaining. 

If this image needs any explanation, you're clearly in the wrong mindset and need to drink more.

if a movie about a Tae Kwon Do rock band fighting ninjas in Miami, whilst attempting to cope with their shared allergy toward shirts (seriously guys, put on a damn shirt!) does not intrigue you just a little bit, then i feel there is no hope for any of us lol. THIS MOVIE HAS DRINKING GAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!

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